” I am relieved, and maybe a little bit disturbed, that there are 300 other people on the internet just as sexy/dirty/horny/perverted/insertyourownadjectivehere as I am.”
300? Are you kidding? There’s millions of us. In the privacy of the interwebs we’re all sluts and horndogs. Wannafuck?
*cheers* 300 followers today. Thank you all… I am relieved, and maybe a little bit disturbed, that there are 300 other people on the internet just as sexy/dirty/horny/perverted/insertyourownadjectivehere as I am. Let’s get together and have a conference in Vegas next year? I’ve already applied for the trademark - “Fuck Me Hard - Tumblr Style”. Who’s in?
In celebration I want some what is in this picture… and a chocolate milk shake with whip cream and a cherry.
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